Job's on

The working class man's proclamation of an imminent sexual encounter.

So, that bird you've been tuning all night, you gonna fuck her or what?

Yeah man, job's on.

by Kenbat May 20, 2011

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on

Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on

by anonymous November 15, 2025

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.

Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.

by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021

sonic fuck job

The music of Persian Screwdriver

Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job

by Pedro Villa-Vargas June 7, 2007