JoaoPaulo

A guy who thinks it’s too mature in relation to others, but it’s not, and that’s okay. It shouldn’t be a bad thing since he is learning about life.

He likes to go to gym every day so he keeps in great shape. He likes physical touch, worries about others and has an awful music taste, so someone always needs to show him good songs.

Sometimes, unintentionally, he says things that hurt those he loves and, therefore, he ends up losing people. But those who really love him will never forget him. He’ll never know how special he is.

“JoaoPaulo said spread lies about me!”
“He was trying to help you… in his own way.”

“I think I’m in love with JoaoPaulo!”
“I hope he takes care of you like he took care of me once”

JoaoPaulo by edelvaisse December 30, 2024

Juanpaulo 

Fun sucker. Sucks the fun from everything. Doesn't let his wife enjoy himself. Loser.

Dude just told his wife to slow down, he's such a juanpaulo

Juanpaulo by Becky1253 December 18, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004