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Get off my dick you jo-mo
Jo-Mo by The boob snacher November 10, 2018
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ho jo mo yo smuggler 

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006

mo jo fo 

Large Amount of something. Excited, or a great deal.
Wow Aaron's got more money than a mo jo fo.
mo jo fo by MJ ALL DAY April 25, 2003
An imaginary pet Monkey who follows you everywhere! Usually sits on roller skate!
I see your Mo Jo is behind you today
mo jo by Ben Martin April 29, 2006

Shitty Mo-jo 

Someone who is having a very very bad day. Someone who has been having really bad luck.
I have Shitty Mo-jo. Damn you have some Shitty Mo-jo!
Shitty Mo-jo by Bomb B July 19, 2009

MO-JO-JO-JO 

A Woman or girl who here to save the day!
But she cant find her way
She got lost on the freeway
HEY HEY HEY
We need help ! BATMAN CALL FOR MO-JO-JO-JO
SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT THANOS
BETTER SOON SEE TAKES AWILE TO GET THERE
FASHIONABLY LATE YA KNOW!
MO-JO-JO-JO by H.D. the man! July 14, 2023
a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult
dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass
jo moma by PlayDohMan July 5, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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