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Is an amazing women. She is always there for everyone and she is very nice. And she is very good at soccer playing.
*choosing players for your team for the soccer game*

1/Choose joïne! She is very good!!
2/yeay good idea!
1/joïne we choose you!
Joïne by Eerstelieferdvanwereld February 28, 2017
Words you can keep
Has a big penis

Can get any girl he wants
Has shoe game
His mixtape is fire
White boys/Black boys :I wish I could be Joine

Joine: I'm just too awesome
Joine by 13Harden September 14, 2016
Å bli med noen eller bli mednoe.
Joiner du å dra på stranden?
Joine by Bella D S April 29, 2020

Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018
Jaine is the most amazing, sweet, innocent, and love-able person. She really cares about her friends and will do anything for her friends. Cutest gOrl that you will ever meat🥰 and is very loUd. If you ever get the chance snAtch her and hOld on f o r e v e r.
jaine is looking extra thicc today🥵
Jaine by kAngarOo kA$h July 12, 2019
joie is a BEAUTIFUL person and doesnt realize it somehow. and doesn't understand how amazing she is. shes so smart but doesnt like to show it. she doesnt think highly of herself when she is amazing. shes so nice and doesnt deserve all the stuff she goes through. if you ever meet a joie become friends with her and you wont regret it. she will always be there for her so do the same. she is a bit too judgey sometimes so you may need to keep her in line sometimes. she doesnt mean anything by it, she just doesnt realize that that she can be a bit harsh. she has a bubbly personality and you should keep her forever.
boy 1: shes kinda cute
boy 2: ikr😏😏😏

(this part is a joke but joie is hot 🥵)
joie by thatbitchybitch101 October 22, 2019
En person der minder om en Brian. Han mangler situationsfornemmelse og empati. Han har et materielt værdigrundlag, men har ikke sans for stil eller nogen form for smag. Han synes som regel, at han selv er alt for nice, men alle andre synes han er kikset eller irriterende.
Jeineren siger til en person der ikke er så stærk socialt og motorisk - : Haha hvor du dårlig til fodbold.

Efterfølgende falder Jeineren selv over bolden og alle griner.
Jeiner by Brian Sonne A/S March 23, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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