João Pedro

An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.

"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"

João Pedro by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016

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JOAO PEDRO

A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!

HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!

JOAO PEDRO by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018

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joão pedro gonçaves pereira

Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.

joão pedro gonçaves pereira never meant to hurt anyone.

joão pedro gonçaves pereira by Sam15615 December 3, 2016

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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