jlaire 

1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.

1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.

jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011

Jlaire 

The top ship in the Tales of Arcadia trilogy, Jim lake jr and Claire Nuñez.

The hero gets the girl relationship, but in an amazingly told way. Jlaire is a couple you watch grow with each other through some of the most challenging events you’ll ever see on screen, and defend and save each other up to the point of risking their lives to do so. These two both train countless nights to save others around their world, and each other from danger. No matter what either of them are, or where either of them have to go, they’ll always stick by each other’s side through thick and thin, and come out even stronger than before.

“I just watched trollhunters last night, and I completely forgot how much I ship Jlaire”.

“I just wanna watch Jlaire as much as I can”.

“Wow, Jlaire lives in my heart rent free, they’re gonna make it melt!”.

Jlaire by Httydforlife_13 March 3, 2021

Jlaire 

best ship ever.

omg! did you hear?? Jlaire finally sailed!

Jlaire by not_tiffany January 4, 2022

Jaire 

The name is awesome .. It means that you should live life to the fullest .. Never hold your tongue .. Just be you ! Also loves hanging with people .. Knows how to fight .. Not cocky; .. AND AWESOMEEEE once again (;

Jaire

Jaire by Jrezzy August 18, 2012

Jairee 

a good guy that normally wins over many womans hearts and will always tru to his friends he is very hyper even when u first meet him but he can be the bestest friend u would ever have

friend:who is that handsome boy

me:o that is a Jairee

Jairee by Jswagg_024 November 26, 2013

Jelaire

The name of an undescribable Goddess of Beauty. Known to appear once every 1000 years for a very lucky person. Some say it is like winning the lottery but you can never run out of the money!

A man is incomplete until he's married, then he's finished.

If a man is incomplete until he meets a Jelaire, his life compared to all other men would be considered unfair.

Jelaire by Kail101 March 4, 2010

jairene 

pronounced: jai·ree·nuh

Belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.

A Jairene puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Known as a "bawse", a Jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell "I hate youuuu"!

With a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with sexual connotations) Jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.

Person 1: Hey, how was your new day at work?
Person 2: Terrible, I have a really mean bozz...
Person 1: Oh, so you got a Jairene...

Person 1: I need a nickname, any ideas
Person 2: How about "walking orgasm"?
Person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a Jairene..

jairene by (emo) December 7, 2012