Jizzyweep
When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.
Jizzyweep by Jizzy Weep August 26, 2015
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Jizzweed
An obnoxious person. Often annoying many people in a small space, making it more annoying when you can't leave.
Jizzweed by MomMadeJizzweedUpRespectElders July 27, 2009
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