Jizzyweep

When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.

I couldn't get laid at all this weekend so I just ended up Jizzyweeping all night.

by Jizzy Weep August 26, 2015

Jizzweed

An obnoxious person. Often annoying many people in a small space, making it more annoying when you can't leave.

Person A: (making obnoxious space shuttle sounds)
Person B: shut up, jizzweed...

by MomMadeJizzweedUpRespectElders July 27, 2009