Jizzed in my pants
Jizzed in my pants by Spocker December 2, 2010
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Jizzed In My Pants
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
Jizzed In My Pants by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Jizzed in my pants by bagelbailey June 7, 2009
Jizzed In My Pants
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
Jizzed In My Pants by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009
Jizzed in my pants
When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
Jizzed in my pants by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013
jizzed in my pants
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
jizzed in my pants by pantswetter November 23, 2010
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.