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If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.

Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.
Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?

Kelly: Yes I do!

Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?

Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.
jizz sock by jennielovely May 8, 2013
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Jizz sock 

When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
Jizz sock by Guy92 March 25, 2010

Crusty jizz sock 

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
Crusty jizz sock by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

Jizz Socker 

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
Jizz Socker by Stick900 November 12, 2018

Jizz in my socks 

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026