Jizz Watch 

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

Jizz Watch by ZNA March 9, 2015

Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.

Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."

Jizznatch by Generic November 14, 2004

jizzcatcher 

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth

Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.

jizzcatcher by 907grrl July 15, 2010

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

jizznatch by Molloy November 11, 2004

Jizzwatcher 

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

Jizzwatcher by T & A September 19, 2023