Jizz Trumpet

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Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

Jizz Trumpet by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

jizz trumpet by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Related Words

Jizztrumpet • Jazz Trumpet • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands • jizz mop

Jizztrumpet

Penis.
Origin: Scotland

You are an incomprehensible jizztrumpet.

Jizztrumpet by TooBloodyRight June 24, 2016

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Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026