Spiderwilliams's definitions

Coonga

Coonga is a initiation rite to become a member of a tribe in Kenya. If invited into the tribe you can except and go through the initiation or you can choose death.

Do us the honor of joining our tribe and recieve coonga!

by Spiderwilliams May 2, 2022

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Cronyism

Cronyism is what replaced capitalism and cannot be used together as that would be an oxymoron. Cronyists use lobbyists to get the government to file antitrust violations against competitors. That leaves us with, 'the aristocracy of pull.'

Those phony fake businessmen do not practice capitalism but cronyism!

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Arse faced cum dribbler

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.

An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Get Bent!

Wishing for some asshole to get pyronies disease (a bent penis)

Hey asshole, get bent!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020