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Definitions by Spiderwilliams

Coonga is a initiation rite to become a member of a tribe in Kenya. If invited into the tribe you can except and go through the initiation or you can choose death.
Do us the honor of joining our tribe and recieve coonga!
Coonga by Spiderwilliams May 2, 2022

Blows dead bears 

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

Cronyism 

Cronyism is what replaced capitalism and cannot be used together as that would be an oxymoron. Cronyists use lobbyists to get the government to file antitrust violations against competitors. That leaves us with, 'the aristocracy of pull.'
Those phony fake businessmen do not practice capitalism but cronyism!
Cronyism by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Jizz Lord 

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.
Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?
Jizz Lord by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Jizz Trumpet 

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.
Jizz Trumpet by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Arse faced cum dribbler 

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.
An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

Get Bent! 

Wishing for some asshole to get pyronies disease (a bent penis)
Get Bent! by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020