Spiderwilliams's definitions

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Arse faced cum dribbler

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.

An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Get Bent!

Wishing for some asshole to get pyronies disease (a bent penis)

Hey asshole, get bent!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Dork

Dork. A dork is a whale penis. So if you call someone a dork, you are really saying what a big dick they are.

You are the biggest Dork I have ever seen!

by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019

Get Bent

An insult or curse usually what you say to a friend. Heard often in the 1970's and before. Get bent is what you hope will be inflicted upon the person you say it to. Physically it's a penis that gets damaged during rough sex or rape and becomes misshapen. Medically known as pyrones syndrome.

Get bent asshole!

by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019

Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

Cronyism

Cronyism is what replaced capitalism and cannot be used together as that would be an oxymoron. Cronyists use lobbyists to get the government to file antitrust violations against competitors. That leaves us with, 'the aristocracy of pull.'

Those phony fake businessmen do not practice capitalism but cronyism!

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021