Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

Jizz Jockey by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

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jizz jockey

A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.

Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.

jizz jockey by Paledon August 15, 2006

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Jizz Jockey

The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother

Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"

Jizz Jockey by RhinoIV November 10, 2014

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JizzJockey.

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

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