Jizz Cakes 

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.

1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes

Jizz Cakes by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004

Jizz Cakes 

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.

A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.

Jizz Cakes by marabousteak January 25, 2011

jizz cake 

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

jizz cake by T Baggins July 16, 2011

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

Jizzcake 

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019

jizzcake 

another word for a baby

“ugh i hate babies, they’re stupid little jizzcakes

jizzcake by ihaveahugegyatt December 24, 2023