Jive

Adjective: ridiculous, superfluous, unnecessary, or foolish.

Generally a description paired with turkey, but any combination is acceptable.

Why you gotta be trippin'? Jive white ass turkey.

by Jonathon McLeod October 28, 2011

jive

Colorful form of speaking. Sometimes hard to follow.

1> Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... Got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. Ya know?
2> Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
1> I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
2> Eh. Yo know yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
1> Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.
2> Cold got to be! You know? Sheeiiiiiiiit.

by MoonKnight January 6, 2003

Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

Jive

Jive is a bad thing you fool. If you're talking some jive, it means you're talking bullshit. If somebody calls you a "jive turkey" you just got insulted.

Fool: "Ima jive turkey"

Me: "I believe you"

by Dope Slanger October 18, 2006

jive

Marijuana. Slang, obsolete, black sub-culture, dating to at least 1930s.

"Here Comes The Man With The Jive!" (title of song)
-- Stuff Smith And His Onyx Club Boys

by Beaters September 4, 2007

jive

adv.
used to emphasize a statement;
i.e.: very, really, pretty

That shit was jive expensive.
That joint was jive tight.

by Reese Fox August 27, 2004

jive

70's ebonics, black speech, a deep form of slang slightly easier to understand than this shizzle language. It appears that some honkys in here didn't get the memo.

Hey, it's all part of the revolution! **combs fro**

by Macadaciouse September 6, 2004