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Get the jizzanators mug.Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
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by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011
Get the Jizzantine Empire mug.Is an Arabic name that's plural for heaven. Girls that are named Jinan are beautiful, extremely hot and funny, they also have a great personality and they're very stylish. So you could say they're the full package. However Jinan can sometimes be a bitch in which she is brutally honest and says what's on her mind without giving a shit. Jinan has a very short temper and she's bossy.
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The meaning is Kuthi= Bitch(Dog) Jinani= girl/lady
so kuthi jinani means a girl who is a bitch PUNJABI DOMINANCE FTW
The meaning is Kuthi= Bitch(Dog) Jinani= girl/lady
so kuthi jinani means a girl who is a bitch PUNJABI DOMINANCE FTW
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