Jinglenog 

When you tie a sleigh bell to your balls while saying, "Ho Ho Ho" while pounding it from the back. The receiver must be wearing a elf hat with sleigh bells as well.

*Note: The bells must be gold and must jingle.

"This Christmas, I plan to Jinglenog my girlfriend and give her that Christmas spirit."

Jinglenog by RhondClassic October 17, 2024

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jinglebot 

COME ON! like, christmas robot
jesus

we was all like, you jinglebot !

jinglebot by jenchoe mo October 30, 2004

jigglejogglers 

boobs

Those are some fine jigglejogglers you have there.

jigglejogglers by faemu August 9, 2015

jinglefoot 

A football player in the NFL who displays outrageous celebration while his team is losing by an insurmountable amount is known as a jinglefoot.

Colin kapernick jumped for joy after a 2 yard touchdown pass, and is only behind 36 points with 30 seconds left in the game, is known as a jinglefoot.

jinglefoot by Irwin R. Schister December 24, 2016

jinglebag 

There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

jinglebag by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

jingling the change by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006