Jingle Johnson 

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

Jingle Johnson by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Johnson Jingle 

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

Johnson Jingle by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

Jiggle Johnson 

Usually long fleshy things. Can be a penis.

Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.

Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.

1)James: WHOA! Look at the size of that Jiggle Johnson! Its also covered in a massive amount of slime!

2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!

Jiggle Johnson by Jiggle Johnson March 22, 2009

jungle johnson 

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

jungle johnson by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008