*To be “Jimmyied” is to be invited to a function where you are led to believe that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited numerous other individuals with whom he has previously or currently shared employment.
“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmyied when "Jon" invited me to a go get some drinks on Friday, and when I got there, he had like 6 other people sitting at the table all of which were his lame "bros" from his work, I thought it was just us having drinks I didn't realize he invited his whole office too. I got "Jimmyied"
The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.
You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!
To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.
I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.
verb; To be run into, knocked down or tripped 'accidentally' by an individual with no regards for their, your or anyone elses' well being. Typically the person has no idea they just assaulted another and will continue on their way as if nothing happened.
I was just walking down the street when some asshole jimmied me into a telephone pole. The worstpart is they just kept walking like nothing happened.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*