An extremely chubby somewhat pretty girl under the age of 30 with large breasts and low self esteem. Word originates from a guy named Jimmy who persues this type of girl. Important: breasts must be bigger than belly roll.
1. An awesome human being that contains an unhealthy love for unicorns, lemurs, rainbows and sparkles.
2. Tall, skinny, and unbelievably attractive beyond all measure.
3. An unusually hyperactive girl whose personality resembles that of a squirrel.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.