When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely
romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of
symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by
the poop.
"
I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"
"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"
"
You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."