A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.

Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs

Raptor Jim Job by E Sodywater October 1, 2008

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Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

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Jimjob

When your partner is tenderly tonguing your butthole (AKA you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to pass gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.

Alex: "So then what did Ashley do?"

Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"

Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."

Jimjob by TexasTittysprinklesLover March 31, 2013

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Jimjob

When a male strokes his own cock and ejaculates into his hand and swallows.

Female " I dont swallow"
Male " Fuck that ima give me self a jimjob"
Proceeds to ejaculate into his hand and swallows the load.

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JimJob

JimJob a "code word" or slagn for marijuana/weed or grass is usualy used to inform a friend that you are in posession of marijuana.
Said to be by some "God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely."

'I have some jimjob "

"I just got 10 grams of jimjob wer going to go jim on the roof and get jimed befor class"

JimJob by Grampabillyjoe March 9, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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