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To have the best possible hand pre & post flop in Texas Hold'em, only to lose the hand either on the turn or on the river by having someone call you with no pair or no draw.
Dealer: Shaun moves all in

Dealer: Aaron calls

Dealer: Shaun has A/Q for top two pair

Dealer: Aaron has jack high, with a back door flush possibility

Dealer: Aaron wins, with runner runner flush.

Shaun: I just got Jim'd
Jim'd by Shaun Motor Oil January 13, 2010
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When someone takes something terrible and fixes it/makes it better (opposite of fucking something up).
You really Jim'd it up.

I just Jim'd up my car
Jim'd by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013
To overindulge in 50/50 Tincture, specifically the last remnants of the bottle, & without shaking properly before taking sublingually
Looks like the Senator has once again Jim'D himself, as he's sworn off tincture for at least the 3rd time now.

I'm planning to watch college hoops most of the weekend, and planning on firing up the grill, & getting good & Jim'D with the new bottle I recently acquired
Jim'D by IrieMontie March 27, 2023
To overindulge in 50/50 Tincture, specifically the last remnants of the bottle, & without shaking properly before taking sublingually
Looks like the Senator has once again Jim'D himself, as he's sworn off tincture for at least the 3rd time now.

I'm planning to watch college hoops most of the weekend, and planning on firing up the grill & getting good & Jim'D
Jim'D by IrieMontie March 27, 2023
You have been screwed over, again and again and again by a douche bag that identifies as a male Karen bitch.
We have been Jim'd again! All of this stuff has been designed wrong and we need to re-do all of it!
Jim'd by Peace Eshiet July 12, 2024

Jim’d out 

Sorry I jim’d out last night, the drugs got me

Too much MD got me jim’d out
Jim’d out by Hotlips93 May 18, 2018

Jim Joyce'd 

1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.

2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.

3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!
Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.
Jim Joyce'd by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010