To be forced to eat out a 300+ pound woman, resulting in complete loss of dignity. May occur while intoxicated or incapacitated--still results in same effect.
My friend was jigglypuffed by some blob-esquewoman. He proceeded to shoot himself.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'