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jigglewatts

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.
by Kelce January 18, 2008
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Jiggle watts

How much wattage a booty gives off when it jiggles
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.
Dam that booty must be atleast a 10 on the jiggle watts scale
by Booty Doctor January 10, 2020
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needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
by malcolmdog January 4, 2006
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jigglewatt

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006
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jiggawatts

When a girls fat ass jiggles/ripples when she walks, twerks, gets slapped, etc.
john: "look at that girl walking"

tim: " damnnn, that girl got jiggawatts when she walks"
by Braeden.S December 15, 2019
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Jigglewats

Its the measurement used to measure the jiggeling of a girls ass.
'Damn that girls jigglewats over 900 jps ( jiggle per second)
by 8K8Z8_ June 15, 2022
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jiggletts

The fatty roll between the butt and the thigh. Jiggletts can often be seen anywhere overweight girls are wearing short shorts.
That girl needs some longer pants. Her jiggletts are grossing me out.
by Thesbian Lesbian January 19, 2016
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