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jingle nuts 

One who is a jingle nuts is a person that does something so stupid and asinine that you have no better word to call them. Pretty much synonymous with calling someone a clown. They have no idea whats going on and are the same sort of person that walks around with shitty toilet paper stuck to their shoe.
Hey jingle nuts, beer me.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and refrain from head-butting the closet door.

Tiz is a jingle nuts.
jingle nuts by wood March 16, 2005

jingle nuts 

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.
Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.
jingle nuts by Wood May 13, 2005

Gay Jiggly Nuts 

When two rather large gay men fondle each other’s balls in an attempt to cause pain in each other’s rectums which causes them to both cum profusely on one another face to where it is not visible.
I walked in on Fred and Ned giving each other Gay Jiggly Nuts right when they both nutted on each other’s face and when I asked them what they were doing they said that they were giving each other gay jiggly nuts so I joined in and helped lick the massive loads on their faces.

Gay Jiggly Nuts 

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.
I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

Jigglenuts1 

A famous celeb on instagram, known for her funny instagram stories and cute pictures.
Jigglenuts1 made a joke about chopped chin.I think it was hilarious!
Jigglenuts1 by Gigachadnler January 22, 2025

jigglenut 

First used in the radio-freedom.com chatroom, "jigglenutting" describes the process of nutters jiggling around to happy & upfront hardcore.

There are rumours of a close relationship between this, and the words "bushpig" and "chubbamunk".
* Asphyxia builds a podium in the middle of #freedom
* NTR|Cleaning|Tuneeed leaves quietly
* Asphyxia stands on the podium
<+Asphyxia> ..... and JIGGLENUTS!!!!
<+Asphyxia> WOOT!
<+Mix> lol
<+NTR|Cleaning|Tuneeed> rofl
jigglenut by Asphyxia March 23, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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