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An expression for something ascew, messy, broken, poorly crafted, in dissaray or anything else the way it shouldn't be.
Did you see the table that Jerry made? That thing looks like a piece of crap! The corners arent square, there are nails sticking out of it.... it's all jiggity!

My MP3 player doesn't work anymore, I dropped it down the stairs and now it's jiggity.
jiggity by Brian A P June 19, 2008
Those chewy hard bits that you find in your sausage/snag
Ew gross these bunnings snags are full of jiggity
Jiggity by Brigglet May 19, 2018

Jiggity Jack 

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.
Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.
Jiggity Jack by Kikas23 May 23, 2008

jiggity jont 

"Yo how much were them rims son? I'm trynna cop some of dem jiggity jonts"
jiggity jont by =nEo= July 21, 2004

jiggity couch 

a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it
jiggity couch by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

jiggity jog 

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location
There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.
jiggity jog by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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