Jiffy Popped

Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.

I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”

by family guy 772 August 10, 2018

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003