Jewish In Business Only. A person who uses their Jewish faith to improve their own position in business with little regard for the basic tenets of Judaism, especially those relating to charity, equality and kindness to all.
Dom: I thought Ivanka Trump was supposed to be an advocate for women in the workforce but her actions speak otherwise.
Moishe: Bro...her actions speak to the business community not her religious community. She’s a JIBO until proven otherwise at this point. Michael Rapaport was right….it’s a shanda!
adj. Jibo represents the spirit of an individual that intices them to get wild and crazy. not giving a fuck bout anything getting crunk to a point beyond any kind of logic.
NYC Field Construction term describing a person that claims to be a “Construction Professional” but is really fraud. A Webo-Jibo is the opposite of a “Builder”
Joe the Architect is a true Webo-Jibo. He is all talk but he can not build anything or make a decision.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*