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jizzhead 

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.
"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."
jizzhead by Kate April 28, 2004
Related Words
Jiazhe • Jiazhen • jizzhead • jiaheng • jizhead • jazheel • jazheri • JiaChern • jiahe • Jizzhen
(a) Incredibly out of touch with the regular world.
(b) Someone who is blonde without having blonde hair.
Dude, why'd you just throw your bookbag out the car window? That was pretty jiahe...

or

What's the deal with R-Tizzle? Is she becoming jiahe?
jiahe by SpacemanSpiff April 13, 2006
A hen who enjoys being covered with jizz, and who also likes to eat it.
You dirty fucking jizzhen.
I let my soul flow from my afro dick, now lick it off jizzhen.
Jizzhen by Chinksoulja November 12, 2003

Jizzheart 

A mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense ejaculations. Legend has it that he fathered over 1000 children throughout Europe over the span of 30 years. Women would travel hundreds of miles just to collect some of his precious baby batter.
After defeating Clitoris Maximus and his mighty army of Cockadonia at the battle of Cum Creek, Sir Landon the Jizzheart mounted his noble steed. While doing so he felt so aroused and triumphant that he released the most immense load of nut butter that it busted through his body armor and shot straight up in the air! As the semen fell to the ground it surrounded Jizzheart and his steed and formed into what appeared to be the shape of a giant heart. As the local towns women came to collect the jizz they realized that it was stuck to the ground and would never come off. Jizzheart knew this was his last battle and would then leave his mark for all eternity. And thus the legend of Sir Landon the Jizzheart was born!
Jizzheart by Roy Caceras February 4, 2009
Jazheel is the name of pretty girls that have deep feelings. Their heart is always bigger that your body, making you melt of sweetness and comfy hugs. This girls are pretty, strong and always by your side.
Jazheel is very pretty.
jazheel by miricerise November 22, 2021
Jiazhen’s are the most fun people to have around. They have the most beautiful smile and get all the guys.
Guy 1: Who is that girl smiling over there?

Guy 2: That’s Jiazhen
Jiazhen by thebaldingrat November 22, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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