Jianlei

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Jianlei is your daddy. If you don't believe it, go talk to your mum. She knows the truth. Good news is Jianlei is also your best friend's dad. How amazing is that! Your best friend is also your siblings! Oh..It's not a good news for you? No sorry for you because it is just a random fact!

You realize how similar your looking with Jianlei. No surprise, he is your daddy!

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jianelis

the most beautiful angel in the world. has an amazing sense of humor and will always be the life of the party. can sing really well. she’s the realest bitch you’ll ever meet and isn’t afraid to say shit to your face. don’t fuck with her. nickname is jia.

nicole: “hey look, it’s jia!”

emily: “heyyy bitch!”

jianelis: “hiii”

jianelis by 😮Turtlez April 1, 2019

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Yi Jianlian

Yi Jianlian is the most agile 7 foot power foward in the NBA. He is one of the best rookies in the league. Doesn't put up extreme numbers but still averages just south of 10 ppg and grabs about 5 rebounds per game. Picked 6th overall in the draft and has a huge china fan base.

Yi Jianlian is hella g.

Yi Jianlian by kripp killaa January 2, 2008

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jianwei

Someone with a large flat head

Jianwei is a flathead catfish

jianwei by Nazkuga March 24, 2017

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jianpei

idfk some loser ig

"bro ur being such a jianpei rn"

jianpei by juanpei October 25, 2020

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Jianlino

A man who is very kind and has a nice juicy cock.

Ex: omg that guy is so cool he must me a Jianlino.

Jianlino by Thebigasianboi November 23, 2021

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jianwei

a big fat gay trandgender bear

shift, there is a big fat jianwei chasing us, we better run, he is gayy!!!

jianwei by Deh12 February 11, 2024

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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