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A Gemini that always smiles and watches smutty television like Cristina. A Jflo tries to hop over borders that don't actually exist. A jflo loves to dance, especially in a manner where she moves her knees and her hands in her unique set of dance moves. Can usually be found with a Fredy or can be found slumming on a couch of 1511.
"What is Rachel doing?"

"She is dancing like a Jflo!"
Jflo by daleen February 4, 2009
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j-flo chapstick 

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.
last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it
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Ground breaking system developed by large engineering and management consultants GHD Limited (4000 staff worldwide as of 2005).
Based in a Lotus Notes platform, the system is an intuitive proposal and job management programme that requires and captures key project information, approvals, reviews and checks. Using inbuilt delegation levels, each approval is directed to the appropriate level. Status reports provide updates to staff, and provide a live 100% audit process.
Go into J-Flo to manage projects
J-Flo by F Hill January 19, 2006

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026