Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.

> I'll never hug my waifu IRL
jdimsa

jdimsa by 0Albert0 November 21, 2014

Related Words

Jfdim • JFDI • Jedimaster • jdimsa • JediMike • Jedimiller • jydimmadome • Jedi mind trick • jedi mind fuck • jedi magknights

Jedimiller

An honorary title given to the king of the beta males. A man in this position may play with star wars toys all day despite being middle aged. He also may drink excessive amounts of cheap beer (coors light) in a bathtub while obsessing over an unattractive former podcast host.

Heather is not impressed by the antics of Jedimiller.

Jedimiller by LoraineTen May 3, 2019

JFDI

Just Fucking Do It..

*sigh* "I need to restore a backup."

"JFDI"

JFDI by Feek May 7, 2005

JFDI

Just Fucking do It

A common IT software development term used to describe a request, generally from a manager to a developer, to just get it done (JFDI) and don't worry about testing or documentation or any other formal development requirement.

JFDI by Casandras October 12, 2012

JFDI

A term commonly used in business where a team member is placing unnecessary barriers in the way of completing a tast, usually due to a lack of experience or an unwillingness to complete the task itself. This in turn reduces the colleague or manager to shout JFDI as a more politically correct method of saying 'JUST F****** DO IT!'

Team Member 1 - Oh but we can't do that because the reports weren't filed and we need to place a full request within 3 days of the initial incident and I haven't had a cup of tea!

Team member 2 - JFDI!

JFDI by Team Member 2 December 5, 2013

JFDI

Just Fucking Do It!
JFDoiT can also be used.

Hank: I found a river house for our Draft weekend!
Aaron: If it's under $1000 a night, JFDI!

John: How can anyone get this paper done in 2days?
Marge: JFDI!

JFDI by Stroh March 26, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026