Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.
An honorary title given to the king of the beta males. A man in this position may play with star wars toys all day despite being middle aged. He also may drink excessive amounts of cheap beer (coors light) in a bathtub while obsessing over an unattractive former podcast host.
A common IT software development term used to describe a request, generally from a manager to a developer, to just get it done (JFDI) and don't worry about testing or documentation or any other formal development requirement.
A term commonly used in business where a team member is placing unnecessary barriers in the way of completing a tast, usually due to a lack of experience or an unwillingness to complete the task itself. This in turn reduces the colleague or manager to shout JFDI as a more politically correct method of saying 'JUST F****** DO IT!'
Team Member 1 - Oh but we can't do that because the reports weren't filed and we need to place a full request within 3 days of the initial incident and I haven't had a cup of tea!