JeZu!?

When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(
Playing a game
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?
by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021
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Jezus

Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn
Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.
by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016
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Jezu

A name describing an individual of culture, reading about 20 mangas a day. A weeb.
A person with the instance of "Jezu" in their name is regarded as doing one of several questionable activities in their spare time, most commonly of an anime interest.
A wild Jezu is seen in his natural habitat, reading one of 50 mangas that he must still catch up on.
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Jello Jezus

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.
"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009
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Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
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Jezu ufam tobie

It's a word used by polish grandmas and teenagers.
,,Hey, are you ready for the test?''
,,Jezu ufam tobieeee''
by TWOJASTARAJEHOMARA May 10, 2023
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