Jewslap

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Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.

When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.

What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.

Jewslap by Sebastian Slick August 30, 2010

jewslam

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

jewslam by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

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Jewsapalooza

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.

"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."

Jewsapalooza by stryd3r April 26, 2009

jew slap

Its when a jews slaps you with his or her money.

Yo Goldstein just Jews slapped me. Jew slap

jew slap by MAGAs February 25, 2008

Jewscape

What Jagex has turned Runescape into with the new trade system. The new trade system restricts free trade, forcing people to focus on money more than they used to. Before this new system, people could just let their high level friends give them expensive weapons they got from training. Now the trade system is restricted, causing poor people to stay poor, and the rich to get richer.

Poor person: Got any extra drops you don't want?
Rich person: Yea, but Jagex won't let me give them to you.
Poor person: I hate how Jagex turned Runescape into Jewscape.

Rich Person: I just got this awesome stuff while training, want it?
Poor person: Sure!
Rich person: Trade.
Poor person I need more Quest Points =(

Jewscape by RS Player 203 January 2, 2009

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jewspaper

A jewish publication for the jewish community.

The Jewspaper's Recent highlight programs include "Kosher Meet Market" sponsored by the Greek-Jewish Council, an alternative Fall Break Trip, and My Big Jewish Wedding.

jewspaper by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

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Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

Jew-Slap by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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