Jewslap

Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.

When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.

What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.

by Sebastian Slick August 30, 2010

jewslam

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

Jewsapalooza

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.

"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."

by stryd3r April 26, 2009

jew slap

Its when a jews slaps you with his or her money.

Yo Goldstein just Jews slapped me. Jew slap

by MAGAs February 25, 2008

Jewscape

What Jagex has turned Runescape into with the new trade system. The new trade system restricts free trade, forcing people to focus on money more than they used to. Before this new system, people could just let their high level friends give them expensive weapons they got from training. Now the trade system is restricted, causing poor people to stay poor, and the rich to get richer.

Poor person: Got any extra drops you don't want?
Rich person: Yea, but Jagex won't let me give them to you.
Poor person: I hate how Jagex turned Runescape into Jewscape.


Rich Person: I just got this awesome stuff while training, want it?
Poor person: Sure!
Rich person: Trade.
Poor person I need more Quest Points =(

by RS Player 203 January 2, 2009

jewspaper

A jewish publication for the jewish community.

The Jewspaper's Recent highlight programs include "Kosher Meet Market" sponsored by the Greek-Jewish Council, an alternative Fall Break Trip, and My Big Jewish Wedding.

by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010