Jewclops
A mythical creature, that is fabled to have one eye, who was born of jewish blood line, that chose to rebel and worship satan or become atheist because he belived himself to be a god. The first jewclops is believed to have been born in the greco roman era, when his mother a harlot mated with a roman slave. When the Jewclops was born he was abandoned because he had only one eye, and was an outcast, this made him hate society and this is why he rebeled to satanic worship or atheism and he viewed the outside world as unworthy of his presence and that he was better than the world because he was gifted with the uni-eye, which he believed a god-like atribute so he thought himself to be a god or a demi-god. This creature was known to make loud screeching, wailing sounds at night to annoy the citizens. This creature is rumored to still be around today with spottings in the north-west hemisphere.
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Jewslap
Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.
When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.
What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.
What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!