jewslop 

Jewish food designed to ruin your life

Man I just ate some jewslop and I feel like shit

jewslop by Slopsss October 27, 2023

Jewclops 

A mythical creature, that is fabled to have one eye, who was born of jewish blood line, that chose to rebel and worship satan or become atheist because he belived himself to be a god. The first jewclops is believed to have been born in the greco roman era, when his mother a harlot mated with a roman slave. When the Jewclops was born he was abandoned because he had only one eye, and was an outcast, this made him hate society and this is why he rebeled to satanic worship or atheism and he viewed the outside world as unworthy of his presence and that he was better than the world because he was gifted with the uni-eye, which he believed a god-like atribute so he thought himself to be a god or a demi-god. This creature was known to make loud screeching, wailing sounds at night to annoy the citizens. This creature is rumored to still be around today with spottings in the north-west hemisphere.

1) Frank is being so annoying, he may aswell be a jewclops.

2) That kid wont stop bitching... he must be a jewclops

Jewclops by 123ss8 August 25, 2010

Jewsoph

Jewish people named Joey

That was a nice Hanukkah party Jewsoph

Jewsoph by Jewsoph September 21, 2023

Jewslap 

Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.

When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.

What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.

Jewslap by Sebastian Slick August 30, 2010

jewlopalow 

I two faced blue gumming liar

I wish that jewlopalow nigger would die.

jewlopalow by Anti-Jewlopalow July 19, 2020

Jewolopers

an adjective to describe something as mind-blowing

Jewolopers that cow is ginormous

Jewolopers by Petemartin770 July 1, 2021