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A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.
Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.
jewslam by Aristarkus January 11, 2009
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A Jewslim is half jew half muslim or for instance has one muslim parent and one jewish parent they can either practise the islamic or the jewish faith but either way are always circumsised
that guy over theres a jewslim he's a money grabber as well as owning a chain of corner shops
jewslim by tru-blu-91 January 27, 2007
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jewsamack 

A female Jewish alien from the South Park episode "Canceled".
Oh my gawd, did you see the heckmahs on that jewsamack?
jewsamack by paulba February 3, 2009
Someone who is a jew and a muslim
You're such a jewslim
Jewslim by Dark_Ville March 1, 2021

Jewelamate 

(verb:) To jewelamate someone. A phrase from central Jersey meaning a form of activity more powerful, sensual, expressive, hardcore than sex itself.
Chelsea jewelamated Tom last friday night.
Jewelamate by Dude McDoodle December 29, 2007
A dramatic love story that was written and developed into a film by actor Eli Harris.
Finally a film (Jewslim) that addresses inter-cultural relationships aside from black and white.
Jewslim by KBBaby January 3, 2008
After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.
Damn Jewslems started another holy war.

Man when will these jewslems finally stop bitchfighting over that stupid rock?

Oh shit, i see jewslems.
jewslem by a d b December 18, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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