jewslam

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

jewslim

A Jewslim is half jew half muslim or for instance has one muslim parent and one jewish parent they can either practise the islamic or the jewish faith but either way are always circumsised

that guy over theres a jewslim he's a money grabber as well as owning a chain of corner shops

by tru-blu-91 January 27, 2007

jewsamack

A female Jewish alien from the South Park episode "Canceled".

Oh my gawd, did you see the heckmahs on that jewsamack?

by paulba February 3, 2009

Jewslim

Someone who is a jew and a muslim

You're such a jewslim

by Dark_Ville March 1, 2021

Jewelamate

(verb:) To jewelamate someone. A phrase from central Jersey meaning a form of activity more powerful, sensual, expressive, hardcore than sex itself.

Chelsea jewelamated Tom last friday night.

by Dude McDoodle December 29, 2007

Jewslim

A dramatic love story that was written and developed into a film by actor Eli Harris.

Finally a film (Jewslim) that addresses inter-cultural relationships aside from black and white.

by KBBaby January 3, 2008

jewslem

After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.

Damn Jewslems started another holy war.

Man when will these jewslems finally stop bitchfighting over that stupid rock?

Oh shit, i see jewslems.

by a d b December 18, 2005