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Jewish Sex

Sex that occurs only before marriage.
Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"
by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004
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jewish butt sex

a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.
dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!
by bob mchenry October 10, 2011
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Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013
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