Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011

jew on a stick

another name for Jesus.

guy 1 "holy jew on a stick!"

guy 2 "ya mean jesus christ?"

by HappyHenry35 September 22, 2006

jew on a stick

Said when one is very pissed off

Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011

moose on a jew

a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".

he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!

by LimpingPsycho December 17, 2008