Jew Flu 

When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.

Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.

Jew Flu by Captain Ron's Speedo May 21, 2014

Jew flu 

When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.

That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.

Jew flu by Dave the Wave April 24, 2006

Jew Flu 

Initially known as "swine flu."

The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.

Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."

Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.

Jew Flu by brotherbear April 30, 2009

Jew Flu 

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

Jew Flu by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

the jew flu 

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

the jew flu by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

Jew Flute 

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

Jew Flute by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

Jew Flute 

Vape or any kind of e-cigarette

“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”

Jew Flute by XxxJewBoi420xxx May 28, 2018