Jew Flu

When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.

Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.

by Captain Ron's Speedo April 09, 2014

Jew Flu

Initially known as "swine flu."

The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.

Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."

Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.

by brotherbear May 01, 2009

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 18, 2020

Jew flu

When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.

That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.

by Dave the Wave April 05, 2006