Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
by Hpesoj... December 22, 2011
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Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
by Lear45 September 03, 2010
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Jew Canoe

An automobile that is very cheap or beat up and will fit alot of people.
by Richard21 March 12, 2012
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!
So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.
by Your friendly flight crew January 20, 2010
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Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.
the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.
by smh@u August 09, 2007
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Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
by Alexander Papsmear February 04, 2005
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