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jew-unit 

A gang of Jewish personages who attempt to imitate the g-unit massive. Often found smoking the 'erb and rockin' jewfros.
can make good music and love playing their pacificas. The downside of thee jew-units are that they are never around as they spend most of their time taking it up the backside in Eli's ( a famous "jew-unit" member) bedroom.
Eli is creating a new jew-unit but massive i cant find him, he must be with james in his bedroom.
jew-unit by j0hnny June 11, 2006
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Jew-Unit 

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.
"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"
Jew-Unit by ryan ryan May 1, 2007

jew unit 

A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.
I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.
jew unit by I is who I is May 24, 2004

jew unit 

Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.
Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.
jew unit by Dead Man May 22, 2004

jew unit 

equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.
j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.

jew unit by gauxgert May 1, 2006

jew unit 

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.
Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!
jew unit by Kreb0 September 30, 2006
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