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Houston Jetpacked 

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
Houston Jetpacked by D-Hutch December 31, 2008
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Jetjacked 

A prolapsed rectum as a result of extremely rough and chronic anal sex.
"Did you hear about Bobby?"
"No. What happened?"
"He got jetjacked."
"Well, all that action was gonna catch up with that little wildcat eventually."
Jetjacked by Ma Berfday October 26, 2009