Jet on Jet 

A Swedish slang that originates from the word Jetski or Private Jet, both describing something luxurious, nice or upper echelon.

X-"Thats a nice shirt, jet on jet dude"
Y- "Thanks bruv"

Jet on Jet by Mallarn February 22, 2017

Jet on jet 

Slang for when everything is good, all is good

"All good kid?", "Yuh, jet on jet"

Jet on jet by PatrikAsteris December 10, 2023

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier 

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

paintball on jet-skis 

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

paintball on jet-skis by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Steven on a Jet Plane 

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.

Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen

Steven on a Jet Plane by barbershopnut February 19, 2010

tigers on a jet-ski 

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.

Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!

tigers on a jet-ski by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008