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Jesusaur 

The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.
The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.
Jesusaur by sn1022 August 30, 2010

jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.
"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"
jesusaurus by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

jesunate 

to succede or to defeat

to feel tired/exhausted
"i jezunated you guys in halo 3 last night."

OR

"i'm so jesunated man, i don't know if i can drive tonight."
jesunate by vamp9r April 27, 2008

jesusaures-rex 

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.
Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here
jesusaures-rex by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Jesusaurus rex 

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!
Jesusaurus rex by blank babushka September 28, 2009

jesusraptor 

the most amazing jesus of them all
the jesusraptor!
also known less commonly as "JesusRaptorRex"
turn on the discoball! put on your dancing shoes! its jesusraptor time! shick-a-shick-a-shickshickshick
jesusraptor by MEGAN.AND.CARISSA! February 24, 2008