jesusjuice

Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.

dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.

by jottie May 17, 2006

jesusjuice

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015

jesus juice

wine

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

jesus juice

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

jesus juice

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

by jammers1001 December 31, 2008

jesus juice

Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.

Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.

by The Zug October 3, 2007

jesus juice

jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.

noob:GUYS! THE HAVENS R COMING! DRINK THE JESUS JUICE!!
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*

by mewone November 23, 2009