jesusjuice

Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.

dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.

by jottie May 08, 2006

jesusjuice

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

by mrbluestorytrue October 02, 2015