jesusito

ur mom

jesusito just died omg

by urmomishotterthandeeznuts November 24, 2021

jesusita

Someone who is a practicing christian that chooses to make her practicing religion known.

That chick with the bible and holy water...what a jesusita.

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Jesustologist

A new Suicide Cult/Religion that believes in Jesus. They believe that he was sent to Earth to be totally frickin' sweet and stuff, and the Romans/Italians like totally didn't like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. So today we believe that the Romans/Italians are complete asses for killing the coolest guy ever.

Dav is such a Jesustologist he'd kill himself if you proved Jesus never existed.

by Dav Lema January 2, 2009