2 definitions by mrbluestorytrue

jesusjuice

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

by mrbluestorytrue October 2, 2015

sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.

I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!

by mrbluestorytrue October 2, 2015