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JESUSGOTHOES 

No boundaries to RELIGION , An (inside joke) to Christianity a Subliminal message on belief to all religions

(An alter ego created by jawuancornelius)
a.k.a//"JESUSGOTHOES"
"You can belive in me but im not here to save anybody" JESUSGOTHOES

jesusgoddamnmotherfuckingchrist 

the greatest swear ever invented by anyone. Forged together from several blasphemes, this swear is so powerful that it can kill people as far away as 50 feet. Use wisely and only when necessary.
Jesusgoddamnmotherfuckingchrist! It is hard to say quickly. Practice often because like the Finals for any sport, you only have one shot to do it right.

jesus god 

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.
I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh
jesus god by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026